25 Weird Things That Every Dog Parent Does
Today on the blog we’re talking about 25 weird things that every dog parent does, so therefore it is not weird…
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Constantly come up with better and better nicknames for your Dog (ie. Dog’s original name: Bear, Dog’s eventually nickname: Hairy Beary, the Mayor of Beartown, USA).
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Lie on the floor to see what they would do if you fainted
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OR pretend to cry and see if they come to your rescue
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Then actually cry if they don’t do anything in response to your fake faint or fake cry
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Conduct a professional photo shoot of your dog every time they fall asleep
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Point and say “that’s you” when your dog walks past a mirror
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Hold your dog’s paw when you’re snuggling and tell everyone that you’re holding hands
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Stare at your dog and wonder what they’re thinking
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…and why they’re so gosh darn cute
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…and if they know how loved they are
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Feel offended if no one makes a fuss over your dog when you’re out in public with them
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Say “you’re nakey” every time you take their collar off
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Say “bless you” when they sneeze
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Try to get them to fall in love with every one of your friends’ dogs
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Laugh when your dog’s ear is accidentally flipped back
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Point at the TV or your Phone whenever dogs are on to see your dog’s reaction
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Think that your dog is going to be best friends with every other dog of the same breed
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Avoid getting up to do something if your dog is snuggled into you
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Sleep with half your body off the bed to avoid having to disrupt your dog
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Randomly say “boop” and tap your dog’s nose
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Facetime with your dog whenever you are away from them
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Cancel plans to stay home and hang out with your dog
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Throw a Birthday party for your dog (and obviously make it BYOD - Bring Your Own Dog)
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Call your dog by terms of endearment like ‘honey, baby cakes, sugar plum, beefcake’
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And talk to them in a baby voice that you’d be embarrassed of
We’d love to hear your stories. Are there anymore weird things that you do with your dog? There is no shame here!